Oh wow, this is hilarious. I was reading one of my favourite baby websites, Babble, and saw this post about a new children’s book, Go The F To Sleep. Don’t worry, the book comes with a disclaimer:
Go the F To Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Honest, profane, and affectionate, Adam Mansbach’s verses and Ricardo Cortés’ illustrations perfectly capture the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night, and open up a conversation about parenting in the process. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the Fuck to Sleep is a perfect gift for parents new, old, or expectant. You probably should not read it to actual children, and if you do, he cannot be held legally responsible.
Sounds like a delightful read to me!